You are Peri
You are whiney, annoying and generally unpleasant to be around, but everyone puts up with you because you are so hot! You walk around the house with very little on. If given a choice in any situation, you will always choose the path that brings you into mortal danger. You are constantly having to be saved. You always sound as if you are on the verge of crying. But hey, you have a hot body! You will end up posing in magazines until you are past your prime, and then think back on the good old days while slamming gin and vicodin.
How bloody offensive. The only bit of that that is accurate is the gin drinking
And the hot body of course