Message #12883

[Oh-Wise-One]

For those of you excited about tomorrow's release, this is from the official Nintendo magazine...

"Playing Return To Earth is a profoundly miserable experience. The story's abysmal, an incoherent, contrived excuse to throw the big villains in.

The script is also bad - odd lines of excruciatingly awkward dialogue sandwiched between tech-babble whose only purpose is to explain the irrelevant, repetitive gameplay."