The Quotable Doctor

"Hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe with a kettle and some string, but look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable."
-Ten (Time Crash)

Dalek: Identify
Cybermen: You. Identify. First.
Dalek: Identify!
Cybermen: You will identify first.
Dalek: Daleks do not take orders.
Cybermen: You have identified as Daleks
Dalek: Outline resembles crude species known as Cybermen
Cybermen: Dalek design lacks elegance
Dalek: Daleks have no concept of elegance!
Cybermen: This is obvious. But think. Our technologies are compatible. Together we could upgrade the universe.
Dalek: You propose an alliance?
Cybermen: This. Is. Correct.
Dalek: Request denied! EXTERMINATE!!
Cybermen: You have declared war on the Cybermen
Dalek: This is not war. This is pest control!
Cybermen: We have 5 million cybermen. How many are you?
Dalek: Four.
Cybermen: You would destroy the cybermen with one Dalek! Raise communications barrier!
-Doomsday

Dalek: Female's heartbeat has increased.
Mickey: Tell me about it.
Dalek: Identify him!
Rose: If you really wanna know, that's the Doctor
*Dalek backs up*
Five million cybermen, easy. One Doctor? Now you're scared
-Doomsday

"Gotta go. Something going on. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard."
-Ten (Blink)

Rose: You wouldn't want to mess with our designated driver.
[boring bit of conversation...]
Doctor: (walks in with a glass of what appears to be wine) My GOD the French know how to party!!!
-The episode with the clockwork robots (sorry, can't remember the name to it)

Dalek: The Doctor will not intervene!
Doctor: Yeah? And why's that?
Dalek: We have your associate. If you interfere, she will die.
Doctor: No.
Dalek: Explain yourself!
Doctor: I said no.
Dalek: What is the meaning of this?
Doctor: It means no. 'cuz this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna save her. I'm gonna go into the middle of the Dalek fleet and rescue Rose Tyler. And then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish off, I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek outta the sky!
Dalek: But you have no weapons. No defenses. No plan.
Doctor: And doesn't that just scare you to death?
-The Parting of the Ways