The Quotable Doctor

[Nyki]

Doctor: Drop your weapons, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly-baby.

Doctor: Killing me isn't going to help you.  It won't do me much good, either.

Doctor: You wouldn't want an unfair advantage, would you?
Leela: Yes.
Doctor: I knew you were going to say that.

All Fourth Doctor, The Face of Evil

[poprockgeek]

Stotzie! We'll be touching down in a couple of minutes. Or more likely crashing down, you see I'm a bit out of practice with manual landings so if I were you, I'd find something firm to hang on to!
The Fifth Doctor, Caves of Androzani

[missadric2]

Ah GREAT choice Poprock I love Caves and that line always makes me smile

Alright its a jammy dodger but I was promised tea!!!!

[Nyki]

You are afflicted by a conscience. Davros, Genesis of the Daleks

[Nyki]

Harry Sullivan is an imbecile Fourth Doctor, Revenge of the Cybermen

[Nyki]

All Fourth Doctor & Sarah Jane from The Hand of Fear:

Sarah: Are we dead?
Doctor: No.
Sarah: Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes.

Sarah: What happened?
Doctor: Nothing happened.  There was a sort of unexplosion.

Doctor: It's an abyss.
Sarah: It's a long way down, too.

[missadric2]

*mimes* its bigger on the inside *speak* is it? I hadn't noticed - The Doctor

Smith and Jones

[hannahcole93]

*mimes* its bigger on the inside *speak* is it? I hadn't noticed - The Doctor

Smith and Jones

OMG forgot about that one! Love that bit! 

[Nyki]

Leela (looking at her clone): K9, do I really look like that?
K9: Affirmative.
(Leela pulls a face)
The Invisible Enemy

[Nyki]

Jack - You look a little dizzy.
Rose - What about you?  You're not even in focus.

Jack - I try never to discuss business with a clear head.

The Empty Child

[hannahcole93]

"Eugh! Alien bogies!"

[SupremeDalek]

"Hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe with a kettle and some string, but look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable."
-Ten (Time Crash)

Dalek: Identify
Cybermen: You. Identify. First.
Dalek: Identify!
Cybermen: You will identify first.
Dalek: Daleks do not take orders.
Cybermen: You have identified as Daleks
Dalek: Outline resembles crude species known as Cybermen
Cybermen: Dalek design lacks elegance
Dalek: Daleks have no concept of elegance!
Cybermen: This is obvious. But think. Our technologies are compatible. Together we could upgrade the universe.
Dalek: You propose an alliance?
Cybermen: This. Is. Correct.
Dalek: Request denied! EXTERMINATE!!
Cybermen: You have declared war on the Cybermen
Dalek: This is not war. This is pest control!
Cybermen: We have 5 million cybermen. How many are you?
Dalek: Four.
Cybermen: You would destroy the cybermen with one Dalek! Raise communications barrier!
-Doomsday

Dalek: Female's heartbeat has increased.
Mickey: Tell me about it.
Dalek: Identify him!
Rose: If you really wanna know, that's the Doctor
*Dalek backs up*
Five million cybermen, easy. One Doctor? Now you're scared
-Doomsday

"Gotta go. Something going on. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard."
-Ten (Blink)

Rose: You wouldn't want to mess with our designated driver.
[boring bit of conversation...]
Doctor: (walks in with a glass of what appears to be wine) My GOD the French know how to party!!!
-The episode with the clockwork robots (sorry, can't remember the name to it)

Dalek: The Doctor will not intervene!
Doctor: Yeah? And why's that?
Dalek: We have your associate. If you interfere, she will die.
Doctor: No.
Dalek: Explain yourself!
Doctor: I said no.
Dalek: What is the meaning of this?
Doctor: It means no. 'cuz this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna save her. I'm gonna go into the middle of the Dalek fleet and rescue Rose Tyler. And then I'm gonna save the Earth. And then, just to finish off, I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek outta the sky!
Dalek: But you have no weapons. No defenses. No plan.
Doctor: And doesn't that just scare you to death?
-The Parting of the Ways

[Nyki]

Various quotes from The Girl in the Fireplace:

Reinette: This is my lover, the King of France.
Doctor: Yeah? Well, I'm the Lord of Time.

Reinette: We both know, don't we Rose, the Doctor's worth the monsters.

Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship?  Get some sense of perspective.

[Roranicus]

Doctor: Just keep looking at me, Craig. Right at me. Just keep looking.
Craig: Why?
Doctor: Well, because, because ... because I love you.
Craig: You love me?
Doctor: Yes, Craig. It's you. It's always been you.
Craig: Me?
Doctor: Is that so surprising?
Craig: Doctor, are you gonna kiss me?
Doctor: Yes, Craig. Yes, I am. Would you like that? Bit out of practice, but I've had some wonderful feedback.
Craig: Doctor, no! I-I can't! I'm taken
 - Craig & The Doctor, Closing Time

[Peri-Peri]

I'm a Time Lord... I'm not a human being. I walk in eternity.
- The Doctor, Pyramids Of Mars

[Nyki]

All the following from The Ribos Operation:

Romana: But he had such an honest face.
Doctor: Romana, you can't be a successful crook with a dishonest face, can you?

Unstoffe: One day, even here, in the future, men will turn to each other and say "Binro was right." (just an aaaahhhhh moment)

Doctor: You put a hole in my TARDIS?  Never mind, old girl, I'll soon have you fixed. (I can't think of lines like this in the same way since The Doctor's Wife)

[Nyki]

Ian: Maybe, if we knew his name, all this would become clearer.

From An Unearthly Child - an interesting comment, considering what's been happening lately.

[Nyki]

Romana: The face of the clock is fractured.
Doctor: Almost like a crack in time.
(City of Death)

A broken clock and a crack in time - any chance Moff knows this scene?

[Nyki]

Doctor: We're both scientists, Professor.  We buy our right to experiment at the cost of total responsibility.
Fourth Doctor, Planet of Evil

[Tardis-Console]

It was supposed to be a treat, this is one of the safest planets I know. There's never anything dangerous here....

....There are some sentences I should just keep away from.

The Elventh Doctor, The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe